Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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