im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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