Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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