i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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