it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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