i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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