He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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