Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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