I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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