**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Small penises have feelings too.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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