And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I could fuck to npr.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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