sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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