so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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