My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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