nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
nutella sex= disaster
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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