rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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