Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
is it fun? or sober?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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