Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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