I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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