But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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