Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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