like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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