is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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