If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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