C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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