Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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