oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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