before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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