I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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