Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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