Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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