she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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