he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
there is glitter all over my balls
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