I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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