have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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