How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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