they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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