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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.

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  You're ridiculous

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  Your hot

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick

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• (518): View more from New York

  you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh

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• (619): View more from California

  We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"

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• (661): View more from California

  Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.

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