Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.