She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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