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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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