What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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