so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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