i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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