I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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