It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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