3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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