My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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