This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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