it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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