worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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