is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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