Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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