I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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