Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
he shaved USA in his pubs
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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