Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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