YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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