SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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