she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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