She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
