Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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